Leap of faith

So the Sheriffs office called and decided it would be funny to put me on hold for 30 mins. But after all that I start September 29th. Which means Im starting a brand new job the day before my birthday. I have to go Thursday the 25th at 9am to sign the final offer and finish my paperwork for direct deposit and such. I need to remember to set up for a tuberculosis test. So I guess Wed the 24th will be my last day at this hell hole.