Still Here

So yesterday I went to sleep at 7pm and woke up today at 9a.m. and played video games. I was thinking about what jobs I wanted to apply for today when my phone rang at 11:12a.m. roughly. It was an unknown number and I never answer unknows, thinking if its important enough they will leave a message. I think I got that from Tyler Durden in Fight Club, but anyway they did leave a message and it was a lady from the Sheriffs Office asking if I was still interested in the job and asking for me to call back at such and such number as soon as possible. So I got off my no good such and such ass and called back as soon as I could dial and it was busy. But, after several calls later I got through ," Hello A, I love caller I.D." Haha shut up get on with it. " Are you still interested in the job. Yes. Well we need to get you in for an interview when are you available. All day today and I work mon, wed, and fri, so the next day after today would be tuesday. Okay let me find out if tuesday is available and Ill call you back." So I sat staring at my phone for the next five minutes untill she called back. " Okay A. I have you set up for august 5th at 3pm just go to the jail and tell them you're there to have an interview with Major L and Captain B. They should send you over to me to get some papers but just dress to impress, no jeans people have done that, and if you wear shorts I'll kick your butt. So 3pm and I just go in the main entrance at the jail? Yep just right in the front doors. Okay thanks bye. Thank you bye." So needless to say I was super happy and had to tell my family and I had to call Officer B. I can easily say this is the happiest Ive been in months. Of course Im nervous, but the excitement hasnt worn off. Its just like God knows exactly what to do and exactly when to do it. But I wont burn my bridge and if the prison calls first Im going to work there. But its good that I have a plan a and plan b again and not just an escape plan. And Im sure all day tomorrow Ill be planning my escape from that hell but I guess the best bet is, "Fuck you I quit."